Horrible Haircuts

Without trying to turn 433 into Grazia, here is the top 20 list of the worst haircuts sport has ever seen. Even the greatest sportsmen have gone for cuts which left us saying 'what were you thinking?', 'did you get in a fight with a lawnmower?' and 'has David James been cutting your hair?'

20

Danijel Ljuboja

Going for the 'badger cut'

19

Djibril Cisse

He's only going to attract spiders with that haircut

18

Ronaldo
He had to score twice in the 2002 World Cup final and get the golden boot to get everyone to forget the mess on his head

17
Carlos Tevez

He's ugly enough without looking like he's been attacked by a bear

16

Christiano Ronaldo

Someone give the boy a comb

15
Rio Ferdinand

You know you're in trouble when you start copying David James's hairstyles

14
Alan Biley
Bright blonde. Mullet. Horrible.

13
George Berry
An afro is fine but the ball could get lost in that...

12

David James

Just one of the many from Mr James

11

Chris Waddle
Missing THAT penalty against the Germans. BAD
This haircut. WORSE

10
Abel Xavier
The bleached cornrows are bad enough but that big piece of fluff down the middle gets this cut in the top ten

9
Barry venison
I've never seen a more feminine haircut on a man with a more masculine name

8
Rene Higuita
Always remembered for the Scorpion Kick, but suprisingly never for this awful haircut

7
Carlos Valderama
Carlos has got it all going on. Blonde perm/frizzy/looks like a novelty wig AND a different colour moustach

6
Dennis Rodman

Either Dennis is a fan of children's jigsaws or he's really pissed off his hairdresser

5
Noel Brotherston
Imagine the complete opposite of a mohican...

4

Leonardo Cuellar
The hair alone is not too bad...its the fact he looks like he's never seen a shaver, comb or bath in his life...not a good look

3

Harry Kewell

I have never in my life gone to the hairdressers and said 'I think I'd like to look like a woman today'

2
David James
So two entries in the top 20. No idea what cut it is, no idea what colour that is (ginger, yellow, tango mix)...just awful

1

Taribo West

So the no.1 spot goes to this monstrosity. Pictures definately speak louder than words here. 3 words...Bright, Green, Ponytail

So there you have it, the top 20 worst haircuts in sport. In case you're wandering, David James currently has an afro but I'll keep you up to date with that