TALKING BULLSHIT FOR DUMMIES

In response to Pardew set to be announced as Newcastle manager, BBC Sport pulled out an interview with the Southampton Chairman about why he fired Pardew (in another bizarre sacking decision)

Interviewer: Why did you sack Alan Pardew?

Chairman: Well...er..ya know..er..i'm not gonna go into details now and give you a..er.er..sort of precise..er..but there were plenty of reasons...a few reasons why ultimately he ended up into the sack and ummmmm some of the reasons I probably already explained to you earlier ya know

I wonders if he knows that 'getting the sack' is simply a phrase and 'ended up in the sack' just sounds like some weird punishment

The most ridiculous, non-response in football ever...the bloke could be a Politician!

Video here

TOON SET TO APPOINT PARDEW

So having crazily sacked Hughton, Newcastle are set to name Alan Pardew as his replacement. I quite like Pardew who was doing a good job at Southampton but I still cant understand why you would get rid of Hughton who was doing a great job. Ashley said he wanted someone with 'more managerial experience'. So the bloke has decided to bring in a bloke whose Premiership experience involves:
- 2006...took West Ham on their worst run of defeats in 70 year and was sacked soon after
- 2006-2007...failed to keep Charlton up and contributed to their relegation to League 1

PARDEW vs HUGHTON

Championship
Pardew- Promotion through Play-offs
Hughton- Promotion as Champions, 11 points ahead of 2nd

Premiership
Pardew- Spent most his career in the relegation zone
Hughton- Mid table having beaten Liverpool, Sunderland etc

Feel sorry for Toon fans but would make my year to see that fat f*cker Ashley's face if they go down

1st WEEK OF DECEMBER AWARDS

Its that special time of the year...the 1st week of Decemeber awards!

Award for most over-achieving manager in the Premier League goes to:

Chris Hughton

Having got Newcastle promoted with 102 points, he has got Kevin Nolan playing in the form of his life, developed Andy Caroll to the point that he got an England call-up the other day and got Newcastle into the top half of the Premiership

Award for worst decision by a Chairmam

Mike Ashley

Apparently beating Arsenal away, thrashing Villa 6-0, drawing with the Champions and beating your local rivals 5-1 is not good enough for Fat Ash so he decided to sack Hughton. Will this be the worst decision since Abramovich sacked Mourinho?