Thursday 15 July 2010

Heskey announces International retirement

In an announcement that will shock millions and leave a massive hole in England's attaking options, Emile Heskey has decided to retire from Internation football. The whole nation is now in mourning...

ONLY JOKING!

With his retirement, it looks like we can actually pick a player on merit now and this opens the door for other strikers who have yet to make an impact in the England team such as Agbonlahor, Bent and Moses (you heard it here first). All in all, Heskey has been a significant member of the England team for many years but 7 goals in 62 caps is just so poor for a striker in this team (2 goalkeepers have scored more international goals than he has http://bb433.blogspot.com/2010/06/interesting-statistics.html)

During the Togo Bus Shooting, 100 shots were fired but only 3 were on target. Police are now questioning Emile Heskey

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